SPOCK. Don't piss off. You're yet to phaser me and I've got to collect the set.

[Private to Uhura]Right, here's the fucking deal ( Read more... )

There's only so many times you can throw your lighter up in the air and back down again before it gets boring-as-hell ( Read more... )

Hey, Parker. Is that you I saw come fucking down here? What the fuck happened ( Read more... )

Fucking magic. That's all I have to say. Fucking magic.

[Private to Castiel, but Uhura can read it all, obvs.]

I'm in zero. Coming to see you after I get out, yeah? Couple of days time. Coming to see a man about some candles, yeah?

[To the Infirmary]

Can't believe I've got to fucking

I'm not apologising to that damn wizaI'm sorry for trying ( Read more... )